January 2010
FACTS ;
- 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. - Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland b/c he doesn’t wear pants. - A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. - Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. - The sound of E.T. walking was someone squishing her hands in Jello. - A whale’s penis is called a dork. - Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. - All...
“Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is...”
– Walt Disney.
“They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something...”
– John Green (Looking for Alaska)
“What the hell is that?” I laughed.
“It’s my fox hat.”...”
– John Green (Looking for Alaska)
“So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if...”
– John Green (Looking for Alaska)
“Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there’. I don’t know...”
– John Green (Looking for Alaska)
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more...”
– Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18
i had to memorize this whole poem for english last year.
hypocritical dumbfuck.
don’t be posting up links for your formspsring saying that we can ask you anything and then add another post complaining about the questions being asked.
